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Sonntag, den 28. Dezember 2003 um 01:00 Uhr

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Arbeitsanweisungen.
Bei Akkordarbeiten reicht die Nennung der Witznummer zur Erhöhung der Motivation.Zur Effizienzsteigerung werden die Mitarbeiter gebeten, auf dem Heimweg zu lachen.
Bei neuen Witzen (erkennbar an der Nennung einer neuen Witznummer) darf auch während der Arbeit gelacht werden. Es ist daher empfehlenswert, neue Witznummern nur einmal pro Schicht zu nennen. Der komplette Witz wird dann in der Frühstückspause erläutert.

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Summer scene, N.Y. (LOC)

by The Library of Congress

Bain News Service,, publisher. Summer scene, N.Y. [between ca. 1910 and ca. 1915] 1 negative : glass ; 5 x 7 in. or smaller. Notes: Title from unverified data provided by the Bain News Service on the negatives or caption cards. Forms part of: George Grantham Bain Collection (Library of Congress). Subjects: N.Y. Children Format: Glass negatives. Rights Info: No known restrictions on publication. Repository: Library of Congress, Prints and Photograph . . .

Poster for a side show at the Vermont state fair, Rutland (LOC)

by The Library of Congress

Delano, Jack,, photographer. Poster for a side show at the Vermont state fair, Rutland 1941 Sept. 1 slide : color. Notes: Title from FSA or OWI agency caption. Transfer from U.S. Office of War Information, 1944. Subjects: Vermont State Fair--(1941 :--Rutland, Vt.) Fairs Human curiosities Posters United States--Vermont--Rutland Format: Slides--Color Rights Info: No known restrictions on publication. Repository: Library of Congress, Prints and Phot . . .

Aston Knight

by Smithsonian Institution

Description: Knight wearing high water boots standing in water and painting at an easel. Identification on verso (handwritten): Louis Aston Knight; Smith, F.H.; The Man in the High-Water Boots. Creator/Photographer: Unidentified photographer Medium: Black and white photographic print Dimensions: 18 cm x 13 cm Date: c. 1890 Collection: Charles Scribner's Sons Art Reference Department Records, c. 1865-1957 Persistent URL:
Uniformed Letter Carrier with Child in Mailbag

by Smithsonian Institution

Description: This city letter carrier posed for a humorous photograph with a young boy in his mailbag. After parcel post service was introduced in 1913, at least two children were sent by the service. With stamps attached to their clothing, the children rode with railway and city carriers to their destination. The Postmaster General quickly issued a regulation forbidding the sending of children in the mail after hearing of those examples. Creator/Photographer: Unidentified photogr . . .

Sudan(?) Monkey riding a rhino

by George Eastman House

Accession Number: 1975:0112:1191 Maker: Ch. Chusseau-Flaviens Title: Sudan(?) Monkey riding a rhino Date: ca. 1900-1919 Medium: negative, gelatin on glass Dimensions: 9 x 12 cm George Eastman House Collection General information about the George Eastman House Photography Collection is available at http://www.eastmanhouse.org/inc/collections/photography.php< . . .

Curious Photo

by George Eastman House

Accession Number: 1981:4289:0002 Maker: Unidentified Title: Curious Photo Date: ca. 1880 Medium: albumen print Dimensions: 14.5 x9.4 cm. (irreg.) George Eastman House Collection General information about the George Eastman House Photography Collection is available at http://www.eastmanhouse.org/inc/collections/photography.php. For information on obtain . . .

Oh but you ought to see the other fellow!

by George Eastman House

Accession Number: 2005:0803:0005 Maker: Schaffer's Photographic Studio and Art Emporium Title: Oh but you ought to see the other fellow! Date: ca. 1885 Medium: albumen print Dimensions: Image: 14 x 9.6 cm Mount: 16.2 x 10.8 cm George Eastman House Collection General information about the George Eastman House Photography Collection is available at http://w . . .

Ice cased Adelie penguins after a blizzard at Cape Denison / photograph by Frank Hurley

by State Library of New South Wales collection

Note: the image was mistitled from a previous low res image. The penguin chick is moulting or losing juvenile feathers Format: Glass negative Notes: First Australasian Antarctic Expedition, 1911-1914 Frank Hurley visited the Antarctic six times between 1911 and 1932. For more information and pictures, visit Discover Collections: Hurley's Antarctica on the State Library of NSW's website:
Film star Helen Twelvetrees on an elephant, Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, 1936-7 / Sam Hood

by State Library of New South Wales collection

Format: Silver gelatin photograph Notes: An American actor who starred in the Australian film Thoroughbred From the collections of the Mitchell Library, State Library of New South Wales www.sl.nsw.gov.au Information about photographic collections of the State Library of New South Wales: acms.sl.nsw.gov.au/search/SimpleSearch.aspx Persistent url:
Portrait of an articulated skeleton on a bentwood chair

by Powerhouse Museum Collection

Format: Glass plate negative. Rights Info: No known restrictions on publication. Part Of: Powerhouse Museum Collection General information about the Powerhouse Museum Collection is available at www.powerhousemuseum.com/collection/database Persistent URL: http://www.powerhousemuseum. . . .

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